Glitter Shitter

onthelosingside:

lemmonysnippets:

When interacting with me you can be: 

a) As blunt and rude as you’d like if you’re being incredibly intelligent and useful.

b) Or completely useless as long as you’re being perfectly polite and harmless.

But you can’t be both useless and rude. I value my time too much.

tattoo “you can’t be both useless and rude” on my forehead


pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt